Holy Fuck! I woke up this morning, with a stonking headache, and suddenly realised that Christmas is only 6 days away! It’s that time of year where dreams come true…it’s also the time of year where your so fucking drunk that you do something to seriously jepordise your testicles with a rather vicious looking sprig of holly and/or get left in the gutter by some Father Christmas imposter to get hyperthermia – either way it’s PARTYTIME!!

The things I love about Christmas:

1: Booze
2: Green clothed midgets
3: Presents
4: Drunk women
5: Decadence

FP have got them all in abundance and, as it’s Black Friday (!!!!!), I’ll be buying anyone who taps we on the shoulder and yells “Tinsel my tits, motherfucker!” a healthy measure of egg nog/vodka!! So, if you can find me, then I’ll make your liver feel like it’s the last nightmare before Christmas!!! Merry Tidings everybody!

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